Porn stars who can act?
We don't generally watch porn for the acting; porn stars are better known for doing Tony than for winning a Tony award. Still, a new reality TV series wants to give porn stars the chance to strut their stuff on a London stage ... in costumes not birthday suits.
Ho, ho, <i>whoa!</i>
Hear something strange in your chimney? No, it's not Santa Claus. It could, however, be a man bearing gifts of a different sort - like Michael Urbano, a Hayward, CA man who last week found himself stuck in a chimney - naked - after being locked out of his stepmother's house.
Into diseased genitals?
When it comes to fetish, anything's possible. Nipples. Foreskin. Feet. If you've got it, someone out there is into it. Still, something occasionally comes along that surprises even the dirtiest minds. Like dermatology, for instance, which - according to a recent report - is the favorite for a select few porn fanatics.
Naked Mozart vandalized
Mozart has been called a lot of things. Genius. Prodigy. Hypomaniac. But two men in the composer's native Austria recently called him something he's never been called before: Pornographic. The pair vandalized a nude statue of the composer because they considered it lewd, and are facing prosecution for their crime.
Would-be porn star duped
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. A man in Revere, Mass., learned that lesson the hard way recently when he answered a classified ad in hopes of becoming a porn star. He responded to the ad looking to get screwed but ended up getting screwed over.
Porn euros worth something
Joke porn euro dollars being distributed in Germany have fooled at least one vendor who took the bills at face value, losing 534 euros in change.
You <i>can</i> take it with you
Putting a twist on an ancient Egyptian tradition, a Russian man plans to make his afterlife more comfy by taking along his most prized possessions: his collection of porn magazines.
Vladimir Villisov decided to have a special coffin made after he survived a heart attack and realized how important his skin mags were to him.
Olympic chicken streak
The Olympic men's curling competition was interrupted on Friday when a streaker, wearing nothing but a rubber chicken to protect his privates from the chill, spent several minutes cavorting up and down the rink advertising a gambling website.
Donkey hunt
While the American military is keeping busy hunting for Osama Bin Laden, Australia's armed forces are in hot pursuit of a well hung serial flasher. His nickname, for obvious reasons, is "Donkey Dong" and he's been terrorising the innocent underwear salespeople of Darwin's Mitchell Centre shopping district for the past six months.
Feds end inquiry into former Spokane mayor
Accused of offering young men that he met online jobs in exchange for sex, Jim West, the former mayor of Spokane, Wash., is finally in the clear. The U.S. Justice Department announced Thursday that it has ended its nine-month investigation of West, and will not file criminal charges against him.
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Size matters
With Valentine's Day safely over we can now admit that love doesn't have to be all flowers and chocolate -- sometimes it's just a big, thick cock! In fact, the 's' word -- size -- has been on many lips recently, including some at Slate and the Village Voice, both of which have published essays on the male member.
Condom bomber arraigned
Typically tools for safer sex, condoms proved dangerous for several Boston strip clubs last fall when an ex-waitress converted condoms into bombs. Known as the condom bomber, she sent several packages of explosive rubbers to area strip clubs and was finally arrested Friday night.
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