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Cats. You either luv 'em or hate 'em. Same goes for cats in videos. Here's a couple making the rounds this week that are different in some ways, but both have adorable kitties and (warning) are rampantly heterosexual.
Jonny McGovern's 'Texting on the Dancefloor'
Sexy Jonny McGovern's hilarious take on people spending more time on their goddam phones texting than actually interacting with the hot peeps shaking their booties right next to them. Sometimes you gotta live in the Here and Now -- like when you're on a dancefloor!
Prisoner wants his foreskin back
Convicted kidnapper Dean Cochrun, 28, is suing the South Dakota hospital that circumcised him as an infant, blaming the common procedure for his lack of penile sensitivity.
Apparently Cochrun had not until recently paid much attention to his dick, as he states in his suit that he "was recently made aware of the fact that I had been [circumcised]."
Huh?
Cochrun says he lacks sensitivity during sexual intercourse "as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person."
Maybe being in prison is having an effect, too?
Cochrun wants the hospital to restore the foreskin, and to pay $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. He's not represented by a lawyer, big surprise.
We think Cochrun might incur an even greater loss of his "sense of security" once this story circulates around the slammer.
Porn priest's laptop stolen!
We recently told you about Father Martin McVeigh. He was the priest who accidentally projected 16 images of gay porn while meeting with a group of parents.
An investigation is underway to determine what exactly happened. McVeigh, of course, claimed he had no idea where the pictures came from.
McVeigh said: “I don’t know how it happened but I know what happened. There are people making innuendos who weren’t even there but in this day and age these stories grow. All I can do is let the incident be investigated and be open to that investigation so that what happened can be legitimately explained.”
But it will be much more difficult to discover the truth now that the laptop has been stolen from McVeigh's own home. According to the Irish Times, it was the only item to be taken.
Obviously someone has it out for this guy. Jesus?
Priest's computer containing gay porn images is stolen from parochial house [Irish Central]
CCOKC: Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron
Not all former child stars are homophobic assholes like Kirk Cameron. We think you'll agree, after watching this, that we need more CCOKC in the world.
Priest shows porn during lecture
Father Martin McVeigh may have shared a little more about himself than he intended, after the Northern Irish priest accidentally displayed pornographic images to parents he was talking to at a primary school meeting.
During the presentation, McVeigh projected 16 "indecent images of men" onto a screen.
"He was visibly shaken and flustered," one parent said. "He gave no explanation or apology to the group and bolted out of the room. The co-ordinator and the teachers then continued with the presentation."
There is an investigation underway to determine what happened, though police said there was no immediate evidence that a crime had taken place. ("911, what's your emergency?" "I just saw a picture of a big penis. Send the police immediately. OMG, there's another one. Hurry!")
"Inappropriate imagery was inadvertently shown by a priest at the beginning of a Powerpoint presentation, causing concern to those present," Cardinal Seán Bradysaid. "This was immediately removed from the screen. The priest has stated that he had no knowledge of the offending imagery."
We're sure the pics weren't from the priest's own collection ... maybe he was punked by the Pope!
Northern Irish Priest Accidentally Displayed Gay Porn During First Communion Meeting [Huffington Post]
Revenge of the pie!
Okay, not everyone is into pie humor. If that's the case, you may want to skip this video!
Betty Bowers explains marriage
America's Best Christian Betty Bowers takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage.
Drag queens for Chik-fil-A
If drag queens endorse Christian-right owned Chick-fil-A, is it still an endorsement? NOPE.
Talking to Madonna
In honor of Madonna's new album MDNA, reporter Damiana Garcia has snagged an exclusive interview with the Queen of Pop ...
Dave Franco releases heartfelt PSA
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